Don't Go Near the Water
“THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!”
1957•1h 47m•5.3•Released
ComedyAdventureRomanceWar
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Director
Charles Walters
Writer
Dorothy Kingsley, George Wells
Languages
English
Studio
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Cast
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith
Admiral Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
Mary Wickes
Janie
Jack Straw
Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
Robert Nichols
Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
Production
Company
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Company
Avon Productions
Producer
Lawrence Weingarten
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