No Sex Please - We're British
1973•NR•1h 28m•5.2•Released
Comedy
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Director
Cliff Owen
Writer
Anthony Marriott, Brian Cooke, Johnnie Mortimer
Languages
English
Studio
BHP
Cast
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
Mr. Leslie Bromley
Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
Mr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl Hall
Daphne Martin
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
Susan
Margaret Nolan
Barbara
Gerald Sim
Reverend John Mower
Michael Robbins
Car Driver
Frank Thornton
Glass Shop Manager
Michael Ripper
Traffic Warden
Production
Company
BHP
Producer
John R. Sloan
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