Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
2008•PG-13•1h 40m•6.2•Released
Comedy
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Director
Steve Miner
Writer
April Blair, Kelly Bowen
Budget
$30M
Revenue
$0M
Languages
English
Studio
Papa Joe Films
Cast
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Production
Company
Papa Joe Films
Company
BenderSpink
Company
Di Novi Pictures
Company
Family Room Entertainment
Company
Gerber Pictures
Company
Grand Army Entertainment
Company
Major Productions
Company
Millennium Media
Company
Emmett/Furla Films
Producer
Boaz Davidson
Producer
Danny Dimbort
Producer
Randall Emmett
Producer
George Furla
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