The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
“IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.”
2008•10m•6.7•Released
ComedyHorror
From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.
Director
Richard Gale
Writer
Richard Gale
Budget
$0M
Languages
English
Studio
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
Cast
Paul Clemens
Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey
The Doctor
Fay Kato
The Mystic
Melissa Paladino
The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan
The Murderer
Richard Gale
Narrator (voice)
Production
Company
Chaotic Rampage American Pictures
Company
Richard Gale Films
Producer
Richard Gale
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