Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead
“Death. It's not for everyone.”
2009•PG-13•1h 29m•4.3•Released
ComedyHorror
Julian Marsh is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet. After casting his best friend and his ex-girlfriend in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy that explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some seriously sexy vampires. It turns out that the play was actually written by a master vampire name Theo Horace and it's up to Julian to recover the Grail in order to reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!
Director
Jordan Galland
Writer
Jordan Galland
Budget
$1M
Languages
English
Cast
Jake Hoffman
Julian Marsh
Devon Aoki
Anna
Geneva Carr
Charlotte Lawrence
Kris Lemche
Vince
John Ventimiglia
Theo Horace / Horatio
Waris Ahluwalia
Hugo Pepper
Azie Tesfai
Zadeska
Carmen Goodine
Lyuba
Ralph Macchio
Bobby Bianchi
Joey Kern
Hamlet
Jeremy Sisto
Detective Wimbly
Chip Zien
Graeme Malcolm
Mr. Liden
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